Effective Date: September 1, 2025
Terms of Service for TrumpDeadOrNot.com
By accessing and using TrumpDeadOrNot.com ("the Site," "we," "our," or "us"), you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service ("Terms"). If you do not agree to these Terms, please do not use the Site.
1. Acceptance of Terms
By accessing or using the Site, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms and our Privacy Policy. These Terms apply to all visitors, users, and others who access or use the Site.
2. Description of Service
TrumpDeadOrNot.com is a satirical website that provides entertainment and commentary. The Site may offer:
- Satirical content and commentary
- Optional email notification services
- General information for entertainment purposes
3. Satirical Nature and Disclaimer
IMPORTANT: This website is intended for satirical and entertainment purposes only. All content should be understood as satire, parody, and commentary. We do not provide medical information, official news, or factual reporting. Any resemblance to actual events or circumstances may be purely coincidental or presented for satirical effect.
4. User Conduct
You agree not to:
- Use the Site for any unlawful purpose or in violation of any laws
- Harass, abuse, or harm others
- Impersonate any person or entity
- Interfere with or disrupt the Site or servers
- Attempt to gain unauthorized access to any portion of the Site
- Use automated systems or software to extract data from the Site
- Upload viruses or other malicious code
- Violate any applicable laws or regulations
5. Intellectual Property Rights
The Site and its original content, features, and functionality are owned by TrumpDeadOrNot.com and are protected by international copyright, trademark, patent, trade secret, and other intellectual property laws. You may not reproduce, distribute, modify, or create derivative works without our express written permission.
6. User-Submitted Content
If you submit any content to the Site (such as comments or feedback), you grant us a non-exclusive, worldwide, royalty-free, perpetual license to use, reproduce, modify, and distribute such content. You represent and warrant that you own or have the necessary rights to submit such content.
7. Privacy
Your use of the Site is also governed by our Privacy Policy. Please review our Privacy Policy, which also governs the Site and informs users of our data collection practices.
8. Email Notifications
If you subscribe to email notifications:
- You consent to receive emails from us
- You can unsubscribe at any time
- We will not share your email with third parties for marketing purposes
- Emails may contain satirical content
9. Disclaimers and Limitation of Liability
THE SITE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" WITHOUT ANY WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED.
We do not warrant that:
- The Site will be uninterrupted or error-free
- The information on the Site is accurate, complete, or current
- The Site will meet your requirements
LIMITATION OF LIABILITY: In no event shall TrumpDeadOrNot.com, its affiliates, or their respective officers, directors, employees, or agents be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising out of or relating to your use of the Site.
10. Indemnification
You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless TrumpDeadOrNot.com and its affiliates from any claims, liabilities, damages, losses, and expenses, including reasonable attorney's fees, arising out of or in any way connected with your access to or use of the Site or your violation of these Terms.
11. Third-Party Links
The Site may contain links to third-party websites. We have no control over and assume no responsibility for the content, privacy policies, or practices of any third-party sites or services.
12. Modifications to Terms
We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time. If we make material changes to these Terms, we will notify you by updating the date at the top of these Terms. Your continued use of the Site after any such changes constitutes your acceptance of the new Terms.
13. Termination
We may terminate or suspend your access to the Site immediately, without prior notice or liability, for any reason whatsoever, including without limitation if you breach the Terms.
14. Governing Law
These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United States, without regard to its conflict of law provisions. You agree to submit to the personal jurisdiction of the courts located in the United States.
15. Severability
If any provision of these Terms is held to be invalid or unenforceable, the remaining provisions will continue in full force and effect.
16. Entire Agreement
These Terms, together with our Privacy Policy and any other legal notices published by us on the Site, constitute the entire agreement between you and TrumpDeadOrNot.com concerning your use of the Site.
17. Contact Information
For questions about these Terms of Service, please contact us at:
- Email: [email protected]
- Contact Form: Legal Contact Page