Contact Our Legal Department
This page is for legal inquiries only. For general questions or support, please use our regular contact channels.
Types of Legal Inquiries We Handle
- Copyright and DMCA claims
- Privacy and data protection concerns
- Terms of Service questions
- Content removal requests
- Legal compliance matters
- Subpoenas and legal process
- Trademark concerns
- Defamation claims (Note: This is a satirical website)
Direct Contact Information
Legal Department Email: [email protected]
DMCA Claims: [email protected]
Privacy Concerns: [email protected]
Expected Response Time: We aim to respond to all legal inquiries within 2-3 business days. Urgent matters involving legal process or imminent harm will be prioritized.
Legal Inquiry Form
Please use this form for formal legal inquiries. All fields marked with * are required.
Important Legal Notices
Preservation of Records
If your inquiry relates to content that you believe should be preserved for legal proceedings, please clearly indicate this in your message. We will take reasonable steps to preserve relevant records.
Service of Legal Process
For service of subpoenas, court orders, or other legal process, please send to:
Email: [email protected]
Subject Line: LEGAL PROCESS - [Case Name/Number]
Emergency Requests
For urgent matters involving imminent harm or emergency circumstances, please clearly mark your communication as "URGENT" and provide a phone number for immediate contact.
Additional Resources
- Privacy Policy - Information about data collection and use
- Terms of Service - Rules for using our website
- Disclaimer - Important information about our satirical content
- DMCA Policy - Copyright infringement procedures
- Cookie Policy - Information about cookies and tracking
Non-Legal Inquiries
This form is strictly for legal matters. For other inquiries:
- General Support: [email protected]
- Technical Issues: Use the main contact form on our website
- Media Inquiries: [email protected]